Union Jack Sweatpants: Variant Edition

We've added a few extra features to our already-adequate sweatpants

Now with 17% more fluff, because who doesn't love extra fluff?

Our variant sweatpants are made from the finest imported polyester and feature:

• Extra pockets for storing your snacks
• A built-in calculator that only adds
• A hidden compartment for your secret stash of catnip

Learn more about our fluff-tastic features See our secret stash and snack pocket configurations