Welcome to the Union of Mind Control, where we're in control of your mind. Literally.

We're not like those other mind control organizations. We're more of a... well, let's just say we're more "relaxed" about it.

Our members enjoy the following benefits:

Terms of Service: Because You Can't Have Too Much Mind Control Privacy Policy: We Won't Tell You Anything FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions We Don't Really Care About
Secret Society: For Those Who Want More Mind Control Union Prophets: Our Mind Control Experts