By Jane Doe, Union Correspondent
Today, in a stunning display of solidarity, Local 345 Union representatives stormed the CEO's office, demanding an additional 17 donuts per week for each worker.
Citing "donut-astrophic" levels of fatigue and decreased morale, union leaders argued that the current 5-donut-per-week ration was insufficient for the hardworking men and women of the corporation.
When reached for comment, the CEO's assistant simply stated, "We're considering it."