Thou shalt not wear a plaid suit to union meetings, lest thou be cast into outer darkness.
See Subpage: Union Fashion Disasters for further clarification.
Thou shalt not bring a pet rock into the union hall, unless said rock hath been duly certified by the union's pet rock certification board.
See Subpage: Petrification of the Mind for more on this rule.
Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in union documents, lest thou be cast into the outer darkness of shame and ridicule.
See Subpage: Font Fail for more on this rule.
For the full list of rules, visit Subpage: Union Constitution.