Union Rules Social Club
Rule 1: Always Be Brooding
Be brooding, be dramatic, be utterly depressing. It's a social skill, don't @ us.
Read the Full RuleRule 2: Never Use Proper Nouns (except for 'The Internet')
You're a rebel, a non-conformist. Use 'the thingamajig' instead of 'the toaster'.
Understand the AnonymityRule 3: Praise the Inefficiency of Technology
Take a moment to appreciate the beauty of buffering, the thrill of disconnection, and the joy of rebooting.
Join the Praise CircleRule 4: Never, Ever Use 'Please' or 'Thank You'
You're a force of nature, unencumbered by the chains of etiquette. Just be.
Understand the Freedom