Rule 101: You shall not wear plaid with stripes, lest ye be cast into the outer darkness.
Rule 102: All union members shall attend mandatory Tuesday meetings, even if it's on their birthday.
Rule 103: Any union member found with a mustache that's not approved by the union's Mustache Committee shall be subject to a 30-minute lecture on "The History of the Handlebar."
Want to know more about the Mustache Committee? Read the thrilling tale of "The 'Stache of Power"!
Need more union rules? Check out Chapter 4: "The Union's Guide to Sarcasm and Passive-Aggression."