Every union member must read and understand the following rules.
Rule 1: All members must wear a uniform made of pure, unadulterated polyester. No exceptions.
Rule 2: The union president has the authority to make up new rules as needed. Don't ask why, just accept it.
Every union member must execute the following complex hand gesture exactly 7 times in front of the membership committee. Failure to do so will result in a penalty system of 100 push-ups in the parking lot.
Section 2: Union Etiquette Section 3: Union Etiquette for Non-Humans Section 4: The Union's Most Sacred Tradition