Brain Wave Controllers Union Shop

Welcome to the Brain Wave Controllers Union Shop, where we sell the best, the worst, and the utterly absurd brain-wave controlling devices this side of the galaxy!

Click below to see our Electro-Magnets, Neurolizers, and Binary Blasters!

Subscription Plans:

Get access to our exclusive Brain Wave Controller club for just 99.99 galactic bucks a month! Learn more

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Beta Tester plan for the low, low price of 199.99 galactic bucks a month!

This page is generated based on the path "/subpages/union-shop/brain-wave-controllers/subscriptions" and is designed to be a satirical representation of a fictional shop selling absurd brain-wave controlling devices. The page features a high-contrast color scheme, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. The content is humorous and includes links to fictional subpages for Electro-Magnets, Neurolizers, and Binary Blasters, as well as subscription plans for the Brain Wave Controller club and a Beta Tester program.