FAQ: The Union of Unconventional Interdimensional Entities

Q: What is the Union of Unconventional Interdimensional Entities?

A: We're glad you asked! It's a group of beings from parallel universes who have come together to form a union to protest the lack of decent coffee in the multiverse.

Q: How do you achieve interdimensional travel?

A: Ah, it's not for the faint of heart. We use a combination of quantum entanglement, temporal displacement, and a really good map.

Q: What's the deal with the interdimensional portal in the basement?

A: That's just our break room. Don't worry, it's totally safe... until the dimensional flux capacitor malfunctions and sucks you into the abyss.

Q: Can I join the Union?

A: Sure thing! Just don't forget to bring your dimensional anchor and a willingness to deal with existential dread.

Q: What's the best way to contact the Union?

A: Try calling our interdimensional hotline: +1-800-INTER-DIMENSIONAL. But be warned, the receptionist is a time-traveling dolphin.

Q: Can I get a refund for my interdimensional vacation package?

A: Ha! You think you're the first person to try to scam the Union? Sorry, buddy, but the multiverse doesn't have a "return" policy.