Union Membership Requirements

In order to join the Union of Extreme Irony, you must first meet our rigorous membership requirements.

Step 1: Fill out the Application Form

Print out the attached Application Form and fill it out with your name, address, and a brief essay on why you're a perfect fit for the Union.

Step 2: Pass the Irony Test

Our team of expert judges will review your application and assess your ability to find irony in even the most mundane situations. If you can't spot the subtle irony in a particularly well-crafted Level 1 Irony Test, you'll never make it out of our union.

Step 3: Pay the Initiation Fee

Membership has its costs, and we expect a minimum payment of $100 to cover the expenses of maintaining our luxurious, irony-themed break room.

Step 4: Attend a Meeting

Our union meetings are the perfect place to network with fellow irony enthusiasts and learn from our team of expert union leaders. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the group!

Still not a member? Apply now!