Welcome to the inner sanctum of our glorious leader, a being of unparalleled wisdom and taste in socks.
Our leader is a sage and benevolent dictator, ruling over the land with an iron fist and a keen sense of style.
Join us in our quest for global domination... or at least, global brunch.
Learn more about our leader's impressive collection of novelty socks.
Peruse our leader's most quotable quotes on the art of ruling with an iron fist.