Union Jack's Guide to Extreme Ironing, Pt. 101: The Art of Folding
Chapter 7: Folding Techniques for the Modern Ironer
Folding is not just a necessary evil, my friends. It's an art form. A delicate balance of physics and aesthetics. A dance with the fabric.
Here are some tips and tricks to take your folding game to the next level:
- Folding is like a puzzle, but with fewer pieces. Use your brain, not your eyes.
- Don't just throw the clothes in a corner, make a plan. A beautiful plan.
- Folding is not just about making a neat square, it's about making a statement.
- And, of course, always remember: the fold is not just the goal, it's the journey.