UNION MEETING MINUTES - 2019
Minutes taken by: Bob Smith, Union Secretary.
Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. Or maybe 9:15. We're not really sure.
Present: 12 members, 2 cats, 1 dog, and an invisible man in the back who's just here for the free donuts.
- Item 1: Union members complained about the union office coffee machine being out of order again. Decision: get a new coffee machine.
- Item 2: Union members complained about their union-issued cell phones not being able to text their exes. Decision: maybe try using a different phone company?
- Item 3: Union members complained about the union's lack of a foosball table. Decision: we'll look into it.
See next year's minutes for more union shenanigans.
See previous year's minutes for more of the same shenanigans.