Unplug Your Toaster: A Guide to Sanity Preservation

Why unplug your toaster? Well, have you ever walked away from it in a panic while it's on fire? Yeah, it's a real thing. Our expert team of toaster-whisperers has crafted this guide to help you avoid that existential crisis.

The Logic Behind Unplugging Physical Signs of Toaster-Induced Trauma

We've seen it all. The toaster's gleam in the eye, the whir of its motor, the eerie glow of its heating coils. It's a siren's song, luring you into a world of madness and despair.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution: UNPLUG IT. It's not just about the toaster, it's about you. It's about preserving your sanity in a world of spinning blades and burning toast.

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