Warning: By accessing this website, you acknowledge that our terms and conditions are as clear as our font sizes.

Section 1: Our Unreliability Guarantee

Our website is not responsible for any misinformation, disinformation, or information that might have been misremembered. By using our services, you understand that our content may be outdated, incorrect, or just plain made-up.

Section 2: Your Right to Sue (But Not Really)

You have the right to sue us for any damages or losses incurred due to our unreliable content, but let's be real, you're not going to win.

Section 3: Our Right to Change Things Up

We reserve the right to modify our terms and conditions at any time, without notice, and without explanation. You can't even begin to understand why we're doing this, but trust us, it's a thing.

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