"I'm not saying our throttle is reliable, but it's not entirely
unreliable
either.
Reviews: We've been reviewed by 5 people, all of whom are either family members or our accountant
Awards: 2nd Place in the 'Most Likely to Stall' category at the annual Tech Expo
FAQ: What does 'unreliable' mean, anyway? Does it mean we'll just pretend to do what you want, but actually do something else instead?