Randomly Generated Madness:
Today's Special: Our AI has decided that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42... but also 6... or possibly 13. We can't quite remember.
But wait, it's not just the number, it's the method of calculation that's really the issue here! Our team of highly trained experts (okay, our intern) are working around the clock to figure it out.
Stay tuned for updates on the crisis!