Chrono-Wipe Protocol v1.1 FAQ
What is the Chrono-Wipe Protocol?
It's a system designed to delete time. Like, really delete it. Gone.
Think of it like a time-erasure ray gun, but without the gun.
Our team of experts has worked tirelessly to ensure that time is erased with maximum efficiency.
Side effects may include:
- Disappearing into a temporal void
- Unplanned appearances of chrono-splinters
- Unreliability of the space-time continuum
What are the benefits of using the Chrono-Wipe Protocol?
By erasing time, we're not only saving you from the burden of having to experience time, but we're also:
- Reducing the risk of temporal paradoxes
- Saving you from the existential dread of being alive
- Allowing you to live life without the hassle of aging
What are some of the known limitations of the Chrono-Wipe Protocol?
- We can't erase the entirety of time, just bits and pieces
- We're still working on the "no-side-effects" feature
- We can't guarantee that the universe won't collapse in on itself
How do I install the Chrono-Wipe Protocol?
Just click the link below to download the latest version:
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