Congratulations, time travelers! After years of tireless efforts, we have finally cracked the code to the fabric of space-time. The Temporal Singularity has been resolved.
Our team of highly trained (read: paid) physicists have worked around the clock to prevent the universe from collapsing into a singularity of pure chaos. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.
As a result, the timeline is now stable, and the risk of existence being erased has been greatly reduced.
However, as with all great powers, comes great responsibility. We must now ensure that the timeline remains intact, and the universe doesn't revert back to its original state of utter destruction.
Visit our Timeline Monitoring page to track the stability of theประก timeline.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Time Travel Bureau to apply for a spot in our elite time travel program.
And, if you're just looking for some good old-fashioned entertainment, check out our Time Travel Podcasts for the latest on all things time-related.