Welcome to Time-Traveling Surgeons, where the ancient art of cutting is met with modern flair! We're not just your average medical professionals, no, we're time-traveling maestros of the scalpel!
Update 3000 BCE: We've just returned from our latest jaunt through the ancient world, where we've been busy performing bypasses on the pharaohs' bypasses. Our latest patient, the Great Sphinx, is doing swimmingly, and we've even managed to fix that pesky broken nose!
Our team of time-traveling surgeons has just been awarded the Golden Scalpel award for our innovative use of hieroglyphic sutures! We're now offering a limited-time discount on all services for customers who bring their own ancient Egyptian linens for us to use in our operating room.