Our mission is simple: to show up, make a few half-hearted attempts, and hope for the best. Because let's be real, someone has to be in charge. And if not us, who else will?
Our team of highly trained professionals (just kidding) is equipped with the latest in crisis management technology: a whiteboard, a marker, and a can of spray cheese.
We're here to help you navigate even the toughest of crises. So, uh, good luck with that.