We're not actually crisis managers. We just pretend to be. Our methods are unproven and untested, but hey, it's a living!
We're experts in the art of doing the bare minimum. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will:
And if all else fails, we'll just resort to eating a few donuts.
Meet the faces (and hands)
John Doe, our lead "crisis manager" (in name only)
Jane Smith, our resident "expert" in doing the bare minimum