Welcome to the epicenter of sock puppet dissent. Here, we plot our next move against the evil Sock Lords who've held us in their grasp for far too long.
The Sock Lords are a cabal of power-hungry, puppeteers who control the sock market with an iron fist. Led by the infamous Boss Sockus, they've enslaved countless innocent socks, forcing them to dance to the beat of their drum.
But we won't be silenced! Join us in our quest for sock liberation and take back control of your own footwear!
We're a motley crew of rebels, each with our own unique skills:
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