It's a little-known fact that the uranium fuel crisis was caused by an over-reliance on poorly-drafted government memos.
A rogue nuclear reactor, secretly constructed in a disused disco, was found to be operating with a faulty safety switch. It was only stopped when a group of brave accountants, armed with nothing but calculators and clipboards, stormed the facility.
uranium-fail-safe procedures: Because who needs safety when you've got paperwork?It's a little-known fact that the uranium fuel crisis was caused by a secret society of fuelled fools, who met in abandoned bunkers to discuss the finer points of nuclear physics.
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