We're not really sure why you're here, but we'll assume you're looking for a good time and/or a chance to get some quality radiation burns. Please take a look around, but don't touch anything, we don't want you to get too close to the Uranium Enriched Coffee Machine.
Learn more about the history of UraniumDon't forget to check out our gift shop for all your Uranium-themed merchandise needs!
And, of course, don't miss our Uranium-themed Snack Bar! Where you can enjoy a free sample of our famous "Glowing" granola bars.
Oh, and don't worry, we have a strictly enforced radiation safety policy.
We hope you have a blast! (Literally)
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