Intermediate Gusts: The Art of Not Being Tolerated

In this intermediate level, you'll learn how to harness the power of gusts to become the most tolerated person in the universe. With our patented 5-step technique, you'll be able to blow away the opposition and become the undisputed master of the gusts.

Step 1: Master the art of making eye contact without actually seeing anything

Step 2: Learn to talk in a voice that's 10 decibels louder than necessary

Step 3: Develop an uncanny ability to smell the scent of desperation in your opponents' coffee breath

Step 4: Practice the ancient art of interrupting without apology

Step 5: Cultivate a sense of entitlement to everything and everyone around you