Indoor Gardening for the Utterly Clueless

Because, let's face it, you're probably still living in your parents' basement.

Don't worry, we won't judge. Yet.

Here are some plants that are perfect for indoor spaces with low-to-zero natural light:

• Succulents - They're like cacti, but less judgmental!
• Air Plants - Because who needs dirt, really?
• Low-Light Plants - For when you can't even muster the energy to turn on a lamp.

Gardening Tips for the Utterly Inept

1. Don't overwater. You'll drown the poor plant.
2. Don't under water. You'll wither the poor plant.
3. Don't touch the leaves. You're a human, not a leaf-touching ninja.