The Legend of the Ape's Lament

Legend has it that in the heart of the forest, there lived a magnificent ape, named Balthazar McSnugglepants.

Balthazar was a creature of great beauty and wisdom, with a coat as black as coal and eyes that shone like the stars on a clear night.

But alas, his tale is one of heartbreak and sorrow, for he was doomed to spend his days in solitude, surrounded by the very trees he longed to climb.

And so, if you're feeling down, just remember the legend of Balthazar McSnugglepants, and the tears he cried for his unrequited love of the world.