Zero-G Urination: The Thrill of the Void

Warning: The following pages are for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to urinate in zero-G without proper astronautical training and equipment.

Techniques for the Modern Space Urinator

1. The classic "Tilt-a-Lot": Tilt your body 90 degrees, then release. Repeat 3 times for maximum efficiency.

2. The "Floating Frenzy": Hold your bladder, then release in short, controlled bursts. Think of it as urinating with a dropper.

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Astral Toiletries: The Best for the Job

The Astral Toiletry 3000 is the go-to choice for any serious space urinator. With its sleek, ergonomic design and extra-large capacity, you'll never feel cramped in space.

But wait, there's more! The Astral Toiletry 1000 is perfect for those who want to go the extra mile.

Competitions: Because Nothing Says "Classy" Like Peeing on the Moon

Are you a thrill-seeker? Do you enjoy competition? Then join the Zero-G Peeing Olympics for the most fun, the most excitement, and the most...well, pee.