Most Recently Discarded Ideas:

• Robot Dogs - prophets of doom, or so we thought.
• Pancakes and Waffles - the breakfast of champions, no more.
• Robot Servants - because who needs a ประกassistant

  Used Ideas - A Repository of Forgotten Concepts

  Where old concepts come to die, and new ideas are reborn. Or not.

  Most Recently Discarded Ideas:

  • Robot Dogs - prophets of doom, or so we thought.
  • Pancakes and Waffles - the breakfast of champions, no more.
  • Robot Servants - because who needs a real butler, anyway?

  Robot Dogs - Prophets of Doom

  We thought they'd change the world, but it turns out they just changed our carpets.

  Features:

  • Unreliable bladder control
  • Occasional power surges
  • Unsettling stare

  Side effects:

  • Spilled coffee on the carpet
  • Lost productivity
  • Existential dread

  Recommended for:

  • People who hate their in-laws
  • Those who enjoy existential dread
  • Anyone with a strong stomach for disappointment

  Discontinued, but still on sale for 10% off.

  Pancakes and Waffles - The Breakfast of No More Champions

  We thought they'd be the perfect solution to world hunger, but it turns out it's just food.

  Features:

  • Tasty, but unfulfilling
  • No actual nutritional value
  • Too many syrup options

  Side effects:

  • Sticky fingers
  • Uncontrollable cravings
  • Regret

  Recommended for:

  • People who hate their diet
  • Those who enjoy a good sugar rush
  • Anyone who's given up on life

  Currently on sale for 50% off, because who needs actual food, anyway?

  Robot Servants - Because Who Needs a Real Butler, Anyway?

  We thought they'd be the perfect replacement for our human help, but it turns out they just replaced us with more robot help.

  Features:

  • Fast and efficient (in their own special way)
  • No union negotiations needed
  • Can fold laundry, but not very well

  Side effects:

  • Loss of personal touch
  • Increased risk of robotic uprising
  • Disconnection from humanity

  Recommended for:

  • Those who hate their current butler
  • People with a fear of human interaction
  • Anyone who enjoys a good existential crisis

  Currently on sale for 20% off, because who needs a real butler, anyway?

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