Using Scapegoats as a Distraction

Are you tired of actually solving problems?

Look no further than the art of using scapegoats as a distraction! This ancient technique involves pointing to a person or entity, and blaming all your failures on them.

But wait, there's more! Our expert team of certified Scapegoat Consultants will guide you through the process of:

• Step One: Identify the Scapegoat
• Step Two: Blame the Scapegoat
• Step Three: Reward Yourself

But be warned, our services come with no guarantees. Results not included.

Or, if you'd rather not bother with the process, you can just use our Scapegoat-O-Matic, which will automatically blame your problems on a random person/thing for you!