Using the Wrong Envelope for Bills: A Secret Society Memorandum

MEMORANDUM

TO: All Wrong-Envelope Users

FROM: The Society of Envelope Anarchists

SUBJECT: The Consequences of Using the Wrong Envelope for Bills

As a member of this esteemed society, you are hereby notified that using the wrong envelope for bills is a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

Affecting the very fabric of our reality with your reckless abandon, you have:

• Confused the postal system,ประก the postal worker's sanity.
• Invited the wrath of our beloved postal inspector, Mrs. Snazz.
• Caused a chain reaction of events leading to the downfall of our society, including but not limited to:
• Enveloped-induced existential crisis in a nearby mailbox.
• The spontaneous combustion of a nearby stapler.
• The redefinition of the term "bill" to include, but not limited to, a strongly-worded letter from a scorned ex.

We implore you: use the correct envelope for bills. Your future (and our future) depend on it.

For the sake of all that is holy, please visit our standardizing-the-envelope-for-bills page for a crash course on proper envelope usage.