Utensil Recipes
Spaghetti Spoon: The Original Utensil Recipe
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon of spaghetti
1 tablespoon of olive oil
1 pinch of magic
Instructions:
Hold the spaghetti in your hands, feel its wavy majesty
Twirl it around your plate, like a tiny tornado
Enjoy the satisfaction of eating a whole stick of spaghetti by yourself
Repeat as necessary
Other Utensils
Chopstick: The Ninja of Utensils
For a stealthy chopstick experience, follow these steps:
Chop your vegetables with the chopstick, but only when no one is looking
Misdirection with a wink and a smile
Profit from the fear of your enemies as they tremble at your chopping prowess
Fork RecipesUtensil Variations
For an extra challenge, try:
Utensil-izing a spatula, but with a twist!
Make it a spatula-bowtie hybrid, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of wonder
Utensil Hybrid Recipes