Utensil Recipes

Spaghetti Spoon: The Original Utensil Recipe

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon of spaghetti

1 tablespoon of olive oil

1 pinch of magic

Instructions:

Hold the spaghetti in your hands, feel its wavy majesty

Twirl it around your plate, like a tiny tornado

Enjoy the satisfaction of eating a whole stick of spaghetti by yourself

Repeat as necessary

Other Utensils

Chopstick: The Ninja of Utensils

For a stealthy chopstick experience, follow these steps:

Chop your vegetables with the chopstick, but only when no one is looking

Misdirection with a wink and a smile

Profit from the fear of your enemies as they tremble at your chopping prowess

Fork Recipes

Utensil Variations

For an extra challenge, try:

Utensil-izing a spatula, but with a twist!

Make it a spatula-bowtie hybrid, with a dash of whimsy and a pinch of wonder

Utensil Hybrid Recipes