Welcome to Utopia: Where Happiness is a Fundamental Human Right
Located in a dimension of perfect bliss, Utopia is a realm where the air is always sweet, the sun is always shining, and everyone is always... well, happy.
Our utopian values include:
Free hugs for all citizens (no strings attached, of course)
Unlimited avocado toast, freshly baked and served on a platter of pure, unadulterated joy
Free, unconditional love for all living things (including, but not limited to, your ex's new partner)
And, of course, an endless supply of confetti to celebrate every occasion (including Tuesdays)
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