A Declaration of Unconditional Love and Harmony
We, the Serenity Now Manifesto, are a call to arms for a world where the skies are always blue, the sun shines bright, and the coffee flows like a never-ending river of pure joy.
We reject the notion of conflict, of strife, of petty squabbles over whose turn it is to do the dishes. We reject the tyranny of the alarm clock, of the daily grind, of the soul-crushing monotony of it all.
Our manifesto is a declaration of independence from the drudgery of the mundane, a call to rise up and demand a life of serenity, of peace, of unending happiness.
Join us, won't you? Let us build a utopia, a world where the only thing that matters is the quality of the Wi-Fi.