Communism: The Optional Luxury
Imagine a utopia where the concept of ownership is just a distant memory. A place where everyone has everything they need, and more. But, what if you don't want to be like everyone else? What if you want to stand out from the crowd, to be a unique snowflake in a world of identical droplets of water?
We present to you, Communism: The Optional Luxury. A world where the state provides for all, but also allows for individuality. Where you can choose your own flavor of freedom, and express yourself in ways that would make even the most die-hard capitalist proud.
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Features:
- No money worries. Ever.
- Choose from a variety of pre-approved hobbies, including but not limited to: Professional snail trainer, Extreme ironing, and Competitive hammockering.
- Our patented "One-Stop-Shop" system ensures you'll never have to leave the comfort of your own home.
- And, of course, our world-class customer service team will be there to guide you every step of the way.