Warning: the following content is highly experimental and not recommended for actual use.
Repeat the following phrases until happiness is achieved: "I am happy, I am not happy, I am happy, I am not happy..."
Side effect: Inversion of emotional state, potential for spontaneous combustion.
When experiencing side effects, please consult the Utopian Side Effect Manual for proper treatment.
Disclaimer: Utopian Engineering does not condone actual side effects. Or happiness. Or anything else.
Not applicable. This is a work of fiction.