We, the Utopian Engineers, solemnly declare that our aim is not to create a perfect society, but a society with perfect engineering.
We vow to optimize every aspect of our lives with the latest in technological advancements, because who needs human emotions when you have code?
We will strive for efficiency, for minimalism, and for an endless pursuit of innovation, because who needs love and art when you have algorithms?
And when the robots come, we will welcome them as our new overlords, because, let's be real, they're already running our lives.
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