Utopian Engineering 101: The Art of Building a Society That's Not Completely Terrible

Welcome, young utopians!

Today, we'll be covering the basics of creating a society that's not completely terrible. Yes, it's a lofty goal, but someone's got to start somewhere.

Lesson 1: Defining Utopia

In order to build a society that's not completely terrible, you'll need to start with a clear definition of what you mean by "utopia". Don't worry, it's easier than you think! Just think of a place where everything is perfect and amazing, and you'll be golden.

Learn more about utopian theory and how it will guide your every decision.

Lesson 2: Creating a Sustainable Food System

Sustainable food systems are key to any successful utopia. Don't just think 'growing your own veggies' - think 'vertical farming on a lunar colony'!

Explore the possibilities of hydroponic, aeroponic, and other futuristic farming methods.

Lesson 3: Building a Harmonious Community

A utopia without harmony among its citizens is just a bunch of people living on top of each other. Learn how to create a society that's all about love, respect, and tolerating your neighbor's avocado farming experiments.

Discover the secrets of conflict resolution through group hug therapy and mandatory trust falls.

Lesson 4: Managing Resources

Even in utopia, resources are finite. Find out how to ration your way to success with the art of 'just enough-ism' - where everyone gets just enough, but not too much, because that's just not utopian.

Learn about the joys of rationing, and the perils of not rationing.

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