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• Is it possible to have a utopia where pineapple pizza is the national dish?

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• Can we please make the national anthem of utopia a song about sentient toaster robots?

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• How do we deal with the existential crisis of having infinite free hugs in utopia?

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• Is it possible to have a utopia where pineapple pizza is the national dish?

  From: UtopianChef

  We can definitely do this! In fact, we've already established the National Pineapple Pizza Council to ensure optimal topping ratios and crust crispiness.

• Can we please make the national anthem of utopia a song about sentient toaster robots?

  From: RobotRockstar

  We're working on it! In the meantime, we've established Toast-Rock-Boogie as our unofficial anthem.

• How do we deal with the existential crisis of having infinite free hugs in utopia?

  From: HugExpert

  We've established the Hug-Dependency Support Group to help individuals cope with the crushing responsibility of having infinite hugs. It's a real thing, trust us.

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