Utopian Sock Ethics Committee

Are you considering ending the lives of your socks? We've all been there, but do you know what it means for the fabric of society?

Why kill your socks?

• Are they perpetually pilly?
• Do they have a hole-y existence?
• Are they just a bunch of sole-less pretenders?
• Or perhaps they're just a bunch of foot-draggers?

Alternatives to sock-slaughter:

• Try the ancient art of sock-reparatition!
• Consult our team of expert Sock-Savants!
• Join the Sock-Sustainability Movement!