Article 1: The Utopian Creed
In a world where the skies are perpetually on fire and the oceans are running dry, we hold dear the sacred principles of:
- Unbridled optimism
- Unwavering idealism
- Umbrella-based transportation
— and so we shall not be swayed by the forces of despair!
Article 2: The Utopian Uprising
We, the Utopian Guild, shall not be silenced. We shall not be oppressed. We shall not be deterred by the whims of the ruling class.
Join us, dear comrade, and together we shall create a world where:
- Free pizza is a human right
- Unlimited Wi-Fi is the standard
- Utopian karaoke nights are mandatory
For the revolution is at hand, and we shall not be late!