Exiting the Utopian Games Tower: A Challenge Like No Other

You've made it this far? Congratulations! You've navigated the absurd, the bizarre, and the utterly confusing.

But don't get too comfortable – the real challenge is only just beginning. You'll need to navigate the treacherous Exit Maze, where the walls are as slippery as a politician's promise and the floor is as treacherous as a teenager's mood.

Will you:

1. Take the Slippery Walls of Deception
2. Or face the Treacherous Floor of Emotional Baggage
3. Or, if you're feeling lucky, take the Alternate Route of Unlikely Events

You can also try to:

• Cheat