Utopian Games Tower: Rules

Welcome to the Tower of Infinite Play, where the rules are simple: have fun, be nice, and don't get too many Glittering Golden Scepters!

• Rule 1: No actual rules, really.
• Rule 2: You can't win, but you can try really hard.
• Rule 3: All games are played with a side of Crazy Delicious Cake.
• Rule 4: The Tower has a Secret Level that's not so secret.
• Rule 5: You must Laugh maniacally when you lose.

That's all for now, folks! Tournaments are Ongoing!