Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd competition in the cosmos!

All contestants must wear a full-body spandex onesie with their corporate sponsor's logo emblazoned on it.
Each contestant must carry a minimum of 5 kg of space-gold in their pouch.
The first person to reach the finish line, a giant disco ball, wins the coveted Golden Pixel award and bragging rights.

Fun Run 3000: The Intergalactic Sprint