utopian-gizmos

Welcome to the future, where technology has solved all the world's problems! (Except for the ones we made.)

Our Latest Inventions

• Quantum Coffinators - Because who needs a coffin, anyway?
• Robotic Therapy Dogs - For when your cat just isn't cutting it.
• Instant Nap Technology - Because sleep is the best invention.
• Selfie Toaster - Because you can never have too many selfies.
• Utopian Unicycle - Because balance is overrated.