Manifesto of the Intergalactic Utopian Initiative

Year 2024: The Future is Now

By the Great and Powerful Council of Utopian Visionaries

Article 1: The Utopian Revolution Will Be Digitized

Section A: We, the Utopians, Declare the Right to Free Wi-Fi

Section B: All sentient beings shall have access to at least 3 hours of daily sunlight

Section C: The Utopian Standard Unit of Measurement shall be the 'Blerg'

Section D: Mandatory Disco Nights

Section E: The Utopian Space Agency shall be established to colonize new planets

Section F: Fusion Cuisine will be the only Cuisine

Section G: The Right to a 30-minute nap

Note: The subpages are fictional and do not exist, but they are there to provide a sense of depth and humor to the utopian manifesto.