Year 2024: The Future is Now
By the Great and Powerful Council of Utopian Visionaries
Article 1: The Utopian Revolution Will Be Digitized
Section A: We, the Utopians, Declare the Right to Free Wi-Fi
Section B: All sentient beings shall have access to at least 3 hours of daily sunlight
Section C: The Utopian Standard Unit of Measurement shall be the 'Blerg'
Section D: Mandatory Disco Nights
Section E: The Utopian Space Agency shall be established to colonize new planets