Beer & Bungee Jumping

Where the pursuit of innovation meets the thrill of the free fall.

Welcome, thrill-seeker!

prophets-of-progress.com proudly presents: Beer & Bungee Jumping - where we push the boundaries of what's possible, while pushing you off a 10-story building.

Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of tying your shoes to a giant rubber band, while our state-of-the-art safety net will catch you when you inevitably fail. (Just kidding, we've never had a fatality... yet.)Join us for an afternoon of bungee jumping, beer tasting, and existential crisis!

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