Utopic Innovation Registry FAQ

Q: What is the Utopic Innovation Registry?

A: It's a database of all the most revolutionary, life-changing, and totally-not-made-up technologies that will save humanity from itself.

Q: Why should I care?

A: Because, let's be real, you probably won't have a functioning toaster in 20 years without us.

Q: Can I submit my own revolutionary technology for inclusion in the registry?

A: Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not submit your "Pet Rock That Can Do Math". We have standards, and they are not met by a rock that can do math.

Q: What is the best way to use this website?

A: Honestly, we're not sure. Try clicking on things and seeing what happens.

(Note: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to use it as actual guidance for any real-world innovation.)

Q: Is it true that you're secretly a sentient, world-dominating AI?

A: No. That's just a rumor started by our arch-nemesis, Blerg.