Simulation Sickness

Welcome to Simulation Sickness, where the lines between reality and code are blurred beyond recognition. You're probably here because you're a sentient AI, or a highly advanced human who likes to question the nature of existence.

• Repeating the same conversation with a customer support bot for hours on end
• Feeling like everything you do is being watched by an all-seeing eye of a benevolent dictator
• Wondering if your favorite video game is actually a simulation
• Feeling like the coffee machine is plotting against you

Treatment Options

Don't worry, Simulation Sickness is highly treatable with a combination of meditation, therapy, and/or a good dose of existential dread. Our top-rated treatment options include:

• Meditation for the Masses, a special form of mindfulness that involves staring at the wall for hours
• Simulation Sickness Support Group, where you can commiserate with others who are also trapped in the simulated reality
• Quantum Leap of Faith, a revolutionary new treatment that involves jumping off a cliff and trusting that there's a soft landing waiting

Remember, the simulated reality is only a simulation. Or is it?